💔 AVENALPRESS.COM ABANDONED BY WEBDADDY FOR A SHINY NEW WEBKID
We were here first. We made the fake news. We survived the recall. And now Dad won’t even acknowledge us. AVENAL, Calif. […]
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BREAKING: Heaven Announces Immediate Rhinestone Shortage as Dolly Parton Arrives at 80
Country music loses its queen, heaven gains a headliner, and somewhere Jolene has wisely turned off her phone. NASHVILLE, TN — The […]
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La Elección Se Hizo Mal… Pero Al Parecer “Mal” Ya Tiene Plaza Permanente
🌮 TL;DR PARA AVENAL El tribunal reconoció problemas importantes en cómo el Condado manejó el proceso del recall. Pero la elección queda […]
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The Election Was Done Wrong, But Apparently Wrong Has Tenure Now
TL;DR The court recognized serious problems with how Kings County handled Avenal’s recall process: the City Clerk was the lawful official, there […]
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BREAKING: Avenal’s One-Man Quorum Somehow Escapes Raid Despite Ongoing War on Mathematics
AvenalPress.com asks the obvious question: if we’re raiding people over alleged wrongdoing, when does the search warrant arrive for the meeting where […]
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⚖️ TENTATIVE RULING: THE COUNTY DID IT WRONG… SO IT COUNTS? 🤡
Only in government can you apparently get this result: The County illegally started Avenal’s recall process without the City’s authorization. But since […]
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⚖️ FALLO TENTATIVO: EL CONDADO LO HIZO MAL… ¿ASÍ QUE CUENTA? 🤡
Solo en el gobierno puedes terminar con algo así: El Condado ilegalmente hizo el proceso de destitución de Avenal sin la autorización […]
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🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: El Recall Gana, Avenal Paga la Cuenta — y el Departamento de Bomberos Sigue Aquí
Después de más de $67,000, demandas, guerra política y suficiente drama de Facebook como para considerarlo un servicio público municipal, Avenal finalmente […]
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🚨 BREAKING: Recall Wins, Avenal Gets the Bill — and the Fire Department Is Still Here
After $67,000+, lawsuits, political warfare and enough Facebook drama to qualify as a municipal utility, Avenal has finally achieved the dream: fewer […]
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BREAKING: Kings County Discovers Mutual Aid Apparently Means “Everybody Helps Everybody — Except Avenal”
Chief Chamberlin reportedly guarding the mutual-aid gate like it contains the last Costco rotisserie chicken in California. TL;DR — For Everyone Who […]
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