The Election Was Done Wrong, But Apparently Wrong Has Tenure Now
TL;DR The court recognized serious problems with how Kings County handled Avenal’s recall process: the City Clerk was the lawful official, there […]
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BREAKING: Avenal’s One-Man Quorum Somehow Escapes Raid Despite Ongoing War on Mathematics
AvenalPress.com asks the obvious question: if we’re raiding people over alleged wrongdoing, when does the search warrant arrive for the meeting where […]
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🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: El Recall Gana, Avenal Paga la Cuenta — y el Departamento de Bomberos Sigue Aquí
Después de más de $67,000, demandas, guerra política y suficiente drama de Facebook como para considerarlo un servicio público municipal, Avenal finalmente […]
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🚨 BREAKING: Recall Wins, Avenal Gets the Bill — and the Fire Department Is Still Here
After $67,000+, lawsuits, political warfare and enough Facebook drama to qualify as a municipal utility, Avenal has finally achieved the dream: fewer […]
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BREAKING: Kings County Discovers Mutual Aid Apparently Means “Everybody Helps Everybody — Except Avenal”
Chief Chamberlin reportedly guarding the mutual-aid gate like it contains the last Costco rotisserie chicken in California. TL;DR — For Everyone Who […]
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Opinion | Welcome to Avenal: Where Local Control Comes with a Search Warrant
Remember when local control meant cities could make decisions for themselves? Those were simpler times. Now it appears local control comes with […]
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Editor’s Note: Before You Write an Angry Facebook Post…
Welcome to AvenalPress.com, where satire is our specialty and sacred cows are always on the menu. Where the headlines are sharp, the […]
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BREAKING: King Mayor Forms Historic Alliance with the Kingdom of Kings County
AVENAL — In a stunning display of governmental efficiency, Avenal’s self-proclaimed monarch has reportedly announced a new governing philosophy: “Why have local […]
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Editorial: Dear Avenal Chicanos… Who Told You Being American Meant Forgetting You Were Mexican?
Somewhere along the road between eating your abuela’s homemade tortillas and ordering an extra-large combo meal, some of us got confused. We […]
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Editorial: Welcome to the Avenal Concerned Citizens Country Club
There was a time when the Facebook group Avenal Concerned Citizens sounded like exactly what Avenal needed—a place where concerned citizens could […]
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