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Country music loses its queen, heaven gains a headliner, and somewhere Jolene has wisely turned off her phone. NASHVILLE, TN…
There was a time when the Facebook group Avenal Concerned Citizens sounded like exactly what Avenal needed—a place…
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🌮 TL;DR PARA AVENAL El tribunal reconoció problemas importantes en cómo el Condado manejó el proceso del recall.…
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TL;DR The court recognized serious problems with how Kings County handled Avenal’s recall process: the City Clerk was…
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Somewhere along the road between eating your abuela’s homemade tortillas and ordering an extra-large combo meal, some of…
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By the Staff at AvenalPress.comAll the news fit to rePress. AVENAL — After surviving what historians are already…
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AVENAL — In a stunning display of governmental efficiency, Avenal’s self-proclaimed monarch has reportedly announced a new governing…
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AvenalPress.com asks the obvious question: if we’re raiding people over alleged wrongdoing, when does the search warrant arrive…
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